No matter how many times I turn on the dryer, the clothes will not fold themselves.
A glass of ice tea spilled from a height of about 3 feet will result in a splash about 6 feet wide.
It takes a 3 year old a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe herself after going poopy.
Grape kool-aid comes out of carpet remarkably easier than I would have thought.
Toddlers have two volumes: loud and louder.
Mommy kisses are better than band-aids.
